In the face of the recent scandal by San Diego Mayor, Bob Filner, a new sexual harassment scandal has been surfacing in New Jersey. An short hairy scoundrel, known by Caesar by his accusers, can only be described as an animal with little self control. While cuter than Filner, this image was recently found of Caesar with an equally creepy smile.
Caesar’s accusers include a wide assortment women and men, children and even animals. The details of the horrifying story are still be finalized as Gloria Alfred, Al Sharpton, and Edwin Sayres (CEO of the ASPCA) have all stepped forward to file their respective lawsuits.
The accusers include:
– Susannifer Jaffe, a 96 year old, 350 pound great grand mother. On multiple occasions, Caesar licked her face, sniffed her crotch, and “barked aimlessly” when his advances were ignored.
– Kyle Goldstein, an innocent 4 year old boy, who was knocked over multiple times as Caesar leaped and slobbered on him — even as Kyle screamed “NO”.
– A man, who has only released his first name, Eric, claims that Caesar pawed at him and woke him up at all hours of the night.
– Neighbors of Caesar have reported equally erratic behavior. Butt sniffing, eating other people’s food, and invasion of “personal space” – often standing 3 inches away from his victim as he begged for attention.
While Caesar may acknowledge that he has some behavior problems, the most sickening thing is that he is expecting the tax payers to pay for his behavioral training. After 2 weeks of training, he expects to fully healed and trained — ideally to prepare for his 2016 run for the GOP nomination.